Friday, May 23, 2008

You know you're back in Kansas when . . .

I just spent the past couple of days roadtripping from DC to Topeka, Kansas. David flew into Kansas today as we have his cousin's wedding this weekend. (He's only staying through the weekend but I drove because I'm going to stay a couple of weeks.) As we were driving around Topeka, we chuckled at a few sights that you could only see in this part of the country.

The first was a guy wearing a wife beater and driving a beat up Jeep down Wanamaker with the following sticker in his window:










Yes it's Calvin peeing on gun control. The best part? The car very clearly had an enormous crack caused by a gun shot on the front windshield.

The second is a little bit in a meaner spirit. Forgive me ahead of time! Outside of the Walgreens in Fleming Place there was a woman with the biggest droopy waist boobs I've ever seen. They were what David described as "knee-knockers." And the punch line? She had a t-shirt on that said "I need a hug."

I love Kansas sometimes.

1 comment:

Marissa said...

Ahh... home... I am so glad I can live vicariously through you. I haven't been back to Topeka in over 5 years.