Possible ebay humor or proof my mind is in the gutter

I just needed to share this unintentionally funny ebay listing. It's for a pair of "Vintage Retro Plastic Salt & Pepper Shakers." Or at least that's what the person listing them says they are. Take a look at the picture and judge for yourself:

The listing describes them as

Old pair of salt & pepper shakers that are shaped somewhat like bullets or rockets, maybe?; not sure what they are supposed to be.

Uh-huh. Sure. You, dear lister, have no idea what they are supposed to be. Riiiiiiight . . .

The listing goes on to make such obvious innuendos as "There are holes on the top of each for dispensing" and "The shakers still screw off and on 'tight.'" Either this person is attempting to make a bad joke or they are completely and utterly clueless. Of course, the third possibility is that I'm reading way to much into this listing. (For a possible explanation as to why, see the previous entry on married sex life.)